Never Fail Fruit Cake
My grandmother kept a fruitcake in a tin on top of her refrigerator for approximately fifteen years. I’m not exaggerating – fifteen years. She’d pull it down every Christmas, slice off a piece, soak it in brandy, and put it back. The thing was basically indestructible. When she passed away, my aunt threw it out and we all secretly breathed a sigh of relief. For years after that, I wouldn’t touch fruitcake with a ten-foot pole. Then one December, my friend Maya brought something to our cookie swap that she called fruitcake, and I politely tried to decline. She laughed …










