The Lazy Cook’s Secret to Caramelized Onion Magic
Let’s start with a visual. You’re in the kitchen. Company’s coming. You’re elbow-deep in prep, and then—you remember the onions. You need something caramelized, warm, rich, comforting. You don’t have 30 minutes to stand at the stove, weeping into a skillet. What do you do? Microwave the onion. Sounds like a prank, right? Like some kind of grandma-invented life hack that’s more myth than meal. But here’s the thing—it works. Like, really works. And when your guests try it, they’ll think you slow-roasted those onions to perfection. Joke’s on them. You just nuked it. Why the Microwave? Because Life’s Too …