The Nastiest Ice Cream Flavors (aka The Scoops You’d Regret)
You ever take a bite of something thinking it’s gonna be sweet and creamy, and instead, your brain goes: “What… what IS this?” Yeah. That happened to me once at a food truck festival in the middle of July. I was sweating, sunburnt, and way too optimistic. I saw “Lavender Blue Cheese” and thought, hey, fancy! Spoiler: it was not. The aftertaste haunted me the rest of the day. And listen, I love ice cream. It’s the comfort food that never asks questions—just delivers joy in a cone. But some flavors? Some flavors feel like dares. Let’s talk about those. …










