So… Your Partner Peed in the Oven at 3 AM. Now What?
Picture this: it’s pitch black, you’re dreaming of lazy beach days or maybe just that deadline you keep ignoring. Suddenly—thud, shuffle, clunk. You blink awake and there it is—your partner, half-awake, relieving themselves… straight into your oven. Yeah. It’s weird. But weird stuff happens when you live with other humans. So, before you start googling “how to erase my memory,” let’s get practical—because that puddle’s not gonna mop itself. Why You Can’t Just Pretend It Didn’t Happen First instinct? Shut the door, pretend it’s not there, deal with it when the sun’s up. Tempting—but your oven’s not a sealed vault. …