When Lobster Gets Awkward at the Table
You know those moments at a dinner party where everything is going smoothly—conversation flowing, glasses clinking, someone laughing a bit too loudly—and then suddenly… food makes things weird? That was me. My neighbor had kindly brought over lobster. Sounds amazing, right? Except—shells still on, tomalley untouched, everything just… in there. And I froze for a second. Do I say something? Do I not? In the end, I quietly steered my guests away from it. And honestly? It got me thinking: isn’t cleaning lobster kind of… non-negotiable? Well—yes and no. Let me explain. Lobster Isn’t Just Fancy—It’s a Whole System We …










